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Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

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All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

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l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

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I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

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I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

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My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

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I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

Going viral on Pinterest:

If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

Just shared via TikTok:

Kid, I have jeans older than you.

Trending via Threads:

Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

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Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

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By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

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My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

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Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

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Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

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You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

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That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.

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Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

Going viral on Telegram:

Blowing over it is also dusting.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

Making waves on Facebook:

Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

Spotted on Slack:

Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

Going viral on Telegram:

I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

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