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Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

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Spotted on YouTube:

I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are?

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

Spotted on Messenger:

The hardest part of corporate life is pretending to care about things that don’t matter.

Just shared via Instagram:

Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I’m a huge fan of saying “You’re welcome” really loudly when people don’t say thank you.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

Seen just now on Threads:

I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

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72 shares on Instagram this month:

I was dropped as an adult.

72 shares on Threads this month:

I disagree with my politics.

94 shares on Twitch this month:

The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.

68 shares on Reddit this month:

One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

94 shares on Slack this month:

Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

16 shares on Slack this month:

Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

100 shares on Slack this month:

It’s so unrealistic for me to delete WhatsApp, but man, I’d love to do it.

90 shares on Instagram this month:

And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

79 shares on WhatsApp this month:

They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

15 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

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22 folks are currently checking 👀

Never trust a wet fart.

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When I die, I hope it’s early in the morning, so I don’t have to go to work that day for no reason.

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The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

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My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

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The fact that I exist irritates me at least once a day.

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Dance like China isn’t watching.

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Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

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Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

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Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

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Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

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Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

Sorry, I’m late. I was pumping up the jam.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on YouTube:

Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

The best piece of dating advice I’ve ever received is “If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll be confused.” Honestly, it’s all you need to know.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

The sexiest thing a man can do is have a problem-solving mentality.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Mike is short for Micycle.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

Shared recently on Messenger:

My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

Trending via Messenger:

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

Spotted on YouTube:

Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

Live now on Reddit:

Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.

Just landed via YouTube:

The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

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