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Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

Ah, the magical land of Monday—the gift that keeps not giving!

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

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Spotted on Telegram:

I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

Live now on Pinterest:

I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.

Seen just now on Twitch:

All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

Spotted on Facebook:

Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

Just shared via Threads:

I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

Going viral on Telegram:

76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

Spotted on Discord:

Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

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Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Kid, I have jeans older than you.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

Making waves on Instagram:

I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

Spotted on Twitch:

Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

Just landed via WeChat:

Happy new fear!

Breaking via Twitch:

I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

Making waves on Instagram:

Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!

Seen just now on X:

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

Going viral on WhatsApp:

My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

Spotted on Twitch:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

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