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  3 months ago

  Share →: The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic preface to a statement that almost guarantees it'll be taken the wrong way! 🤣 It's like saying "brace yourself for offense!" 😂 "Don't take this the wrong way, but I'm about to unintentionally offend you" – works every time! 🤷‍♂️ #0PercentSuccessRate

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