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I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

I disagree with my politics.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

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Breaking via LinkedIn:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

Trending via YouTube:

Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

Going viral on Discord:

Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

Reported on YouTube:

DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

Trending via Discord:

I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

Live now on TikTok:

Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

Just shared via Reddit:

At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

Just landed via Reddit:

Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

Spotted on Telegram:

I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

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Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.

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Making waves on Facebook:

Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

Spotted on Telegram:

I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

Just landed via Threads:

A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

Trending via Discord:

I hope this email kills us both.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

Reported on Instagram:

I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

Trending via WeChat:

“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

Just landed via Discord:

Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

Just shared via Reddit:

Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

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