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All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

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I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

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Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

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Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day.

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Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

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I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

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Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

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Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

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I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

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If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”