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Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

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This meeting could have been an unread email.

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“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

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People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

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Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

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Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

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My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

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He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

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Shorts should be half the price of pants.

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Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

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Words I heard most when I ran errands with my dad: “Wait in the truck.”

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Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

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Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

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Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

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I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

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It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

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A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

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I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

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Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

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Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

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We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

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Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

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If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

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My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

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Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

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Weddings should have a worst man.

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I would rather lose you than the argument.

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Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

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If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.

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You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

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Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

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It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

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I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

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How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

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I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

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