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When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

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The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

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There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

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I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

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Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

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People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

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That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

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Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

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I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

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I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

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My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

Shared recently on Slack:

Men need women, women need men. The end.

Spotted on Threads:

One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

Seen just now on Slack:

Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

Going viral on Threads:

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

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The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

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Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

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Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

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I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

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All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

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Seen just now on Pinterest:

The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

Just shared via WeChat:

I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

Spotted on Reddit:

Muting morons is good for your health.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

Just landed via Reddit:

I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

Seen just now on Discord:

Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

Making waves on Twitch:

Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

Breaking via Reddit:

Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

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