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When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

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If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

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Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

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My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

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I wonder whatever happened to the tiny dogs all of those terrible women were carrying around in their purses.

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I got called “pretty” today! Well, the full sentence was “You’re pretty annoying,” but I only focus on the positive things.

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“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

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Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

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When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

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People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

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My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

Making waves on YouTube:

I’m in a long-distance relationship with the stars.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

This summer went by so fast, I didn’t even get a chance to lose any weight.

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I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

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Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

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Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I kind of can’t wait for my generation to be bumping 90’s hip hop, rap, and heavy metal at the old folks’ homes.

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People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.

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Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

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Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

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Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

15 shares on TikTok this month:

Sometimes being alive feels like being a pornstar who is asexual.

92 shares on X this month:

Weirdos gonna weird.

11 shares on Threads this month:

My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

45 shares on YouTube this month:

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

84 shares on Snapchat this month:

If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

95 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t want your hoodie, I want your still-beating heart presented to me in a box.

22 shares on X this month:

Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

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I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

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*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

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For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

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I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

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If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

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I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

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I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

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August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

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There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

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I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

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The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I mean, sex is all right, but have you ever experienced the sheer sensuality of having rock-solid proof that a problem at work was someone else’s fault, even though it really, really looked like it was yours?

Trending via Messenger:

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

Going viral on Discord:

When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

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People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

Spotted on Messenger:

Just told my cat I’d give her 500 bucks to stop meowing.

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Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

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If you would like to get an idea of what an exorcism is like, try putting clothes on a toddler.

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