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Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

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Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

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I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

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Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

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Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.

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If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.

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People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

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Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

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This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

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Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

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Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

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People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

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I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

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Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

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We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

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I don’t get enough credit for acting far less crazy than I actually am.

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I only like when it rains when I’m home.

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I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

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“Do something with your life.” Um, I am. Have you heard of a little thing called squandering?

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I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

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I’ve been asked to join a swingers club, but I’m a little nervous. What if I’m not good enough? I haven’t been on a swing since I was 9.

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A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there… Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

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If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

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I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

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I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

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The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

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How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

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Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

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Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.

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Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

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If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

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Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.

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My life coach traded me.

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Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

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Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

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If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

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People should come with warning labels.

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I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

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If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

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Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

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Water is a drink whose flavor is its temperature.

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Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

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Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

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I had zero respect for my boss until he started appearing exclusively by hologram.

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Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

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No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

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I’ve been asked to join a swingers club, but I’m a little nervous. What if I’m not good enough? I haven’t been on a swing since I was 9.

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