Commentary:
"Ah, the ol' paycheck security system – because who needs alarms when you can scare burglars away with your financial struggles? 💸🚨 Who needs ADT when you've got A Dollar a day Tape? 😂 #SecurityOnABudget"
29 Funny system quotes
I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.
Commentary:
Ah, the good old phone booths – the original training ground for our immune systems! 📞💪 Who needs a flu shot when you've braved the germs lurking in those tiny spaces? 😂 #RIPPhoneBooths #ImmuneSystemBootcamp
Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.
Commentary:
"Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi. 🥧📞 Good luck finding a person before you finish reciting pi to the 100th decimal place! 😂"
Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.
Commentary:
"Who knew drug dealers were our unintentional math teachers all along? 🤔📏 Let's thank them for making the metric system less intimidating… one baggie at a time! 🤣💊 #MathletesInDisguise"
My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.
Commentary:
"Who needs expensive alarm systems when you have a front door protected by the menacing sight of unpaid bills? 💸🔒 At least your bills are finally serving a purpose… as a makeshift security measure! 😅 #ResourcefulHomeSecurity"
Taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to ‘bring them to the front.’ It’s not a great system, I admit.
Commentary:
Just when I thought my screenshot organization skills couldn't get any worse, I discovered screenshot-ception! 😂📸📂
My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.
Commentary:
"Looks like your immune system is all about spreading love, not germs! 💕🥊 Who knew it had such a romantic side? 😄 #ImmuneSystemGoals"
Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.
Commentary:
🎃💀 Personally, I'd rather meet a rattling set of bones than a walking anatomy lesson with no chill! 💪😅
I deserve a love so pure that my nervous system can finally rest.
Commentary:
When your love is so soothing that even your brain takes a vacation 😍🧠🌴