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Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

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Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

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I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

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I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

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Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

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To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

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There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

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A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

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I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

Reported on Reddit:

You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

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Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

Seen just now on Facebook:

Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

Just shared via Slack:

When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

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About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

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You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

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The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there.

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First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

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You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

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My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

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I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

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Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

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I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

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I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

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Shared recently on Facebook:

Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

Shared recently on Reddit:

How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

Spotted on Snapchat:

My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.

Just landed via WeChat:

According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

Spotted on Threads:

Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

Going viral on Messenger:

I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

Trending via Threads:

Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

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