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Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Everyone is getting idioter.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

I wish tree puns were more poplar.

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Shared recently on Messenger:

A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So, in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Doing taxes for an ant who inherited a teaspoon of sugar.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

Just shared via Telegram:

Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

Breaking via Instagram:

Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

Broadcasted on Telegram:

If you want your kid to play with their toy just give it to your other kid. Follow me for more parenting hacks.

Breaking via TikTok:

Unsolicited sandwich pics.

Just shared via X:

I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

Going viral on TikTok:

I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

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47 shares on Pinterest this month:

Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

64 shares on Telegram this month:

My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

81 shares on WeChat this month:

Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

A cheat code to adulting is to always have something to look forward to, no matter how small or big.

54 shares on TikTok this month:

I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

88 shares on YouTube this month:

Love when job applications ask for my desired salary so I can choose between not being hired and being exploited for my work.

44 shares on Telegram this month:

Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

74 shares on Telegram this month:

Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

14 shares on Threads this month:

When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

81 shares on X this month:

Fries, not lies.

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Hot Jokes 💥

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

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A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

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My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool.

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So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

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Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

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At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

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I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

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Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

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Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

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I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.

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Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

I need a massage for my brain.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

You should leave your comfort zone and come to mine instead.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

One sec, lemme just find the off switch for my brain.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Reddit:

The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I’m at the age where I’m more likely to fall asleep at the movie theater than get frisky in one.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Getting road rage alone in my house.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

Going viral on YouTube:

I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

Just shared via Reddit:

What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

Live now on X:

I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

Breaking via Pinterest:

If you’re offended by bacon, the United States of America isn’t for you.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

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