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Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

A big part of my job as a parent is moving things away from the edges of countertops.

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Breaking via WeChat:

One minute you’re young and fun, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum cleaner.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

Going viral on Threads:

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

Breaking via Instagram:

Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

Going viral on Twitch:

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

Seen just now on Messenger:

No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

Making waves on X:

If you love someone, let them sleep.

Seen just now on Facebook:

IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

Just shared via Telegram:

Screw you guys, I’m gonna go make friends with the crows.

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67 shares on Pinterest this month:

Cute how I complain that my kids are spoiled when I’m the one who spoils them.

77 shares on WeChat this month:

Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.

59 shares on Telegram this month:

I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

45 shares on Slack this month:

Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

74 shares on X this month:

Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

54 shares on Twitch this month:

Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

91 shares on Telegram this month:

Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

17 shares on TikTok this month:

One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

56 shares on Telegram this month:

Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

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Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

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These aliens are taking forever.

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Every ‘c’ in ‘Pacific Ocean’ is pronounced differently.

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I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

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I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

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Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

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Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

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Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

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Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

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The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

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Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

Adulthood is just saying “it is what it is,” and then crying in your car to a song from 2012.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Sometimes nature makes art, like trees, waterfalls, and the human butt.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Before you send that email, ask yourself: is this a December problem or a January problem?

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Slack:

Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

Going bananas on Threads:

Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

Trending via Telegram:

It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

Just shared via Twitch:

Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

Making waves on Reddit:

There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.

Breaking via Telegram:

Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

Going viral on Instagram:

I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

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