Funny temporary quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, make your ex regret it! 🍋🔥😎 #GlowUp"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

  Commentary:
  "Girlfriend is like a summer fling 🌞, but ex-girlfriend is the ghost of relationships past that haunts you forever! 👻😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

  Commentary:
  "Like the weather, my mood changes faster than you can say 'forecast'. 😄 One minute I'm all sunshine and rainbows, the next you might need an umbrella! 🌤️☔️ Just call me the human barometer!"

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