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Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

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Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

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I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

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I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

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Freshly posted on Facebook:

Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

Just shared via Instagram:

Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

Spotted on Messenger:

Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

Trending via Snapchat:

It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

Just landed via Reddit:

Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

Just landed via Messenger:

If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

Spotted on TikTok:

Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

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75 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

84 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

88 shares on Threads this month:

My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

66 shares on Discord this month:

If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

93 shares on Twitch this month:

I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

64 shares on YouTube this month:

I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

94 shares on YouTube this month:

Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

47 shares on Twitch this month:

Later is the best time to do anything.

50 shares on Pinterest this month:

“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

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Dear algorithm, only show this post to the most attractive and successful people.

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Y’all screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don’t play with y’all too?

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Everyone is getting idioter.

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The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

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Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

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I’m sick of waking up thinking about the government, and going to bed thinking about the government.

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I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

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If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

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I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

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You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

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Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Dear Santa, Money!

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Slack:

I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

Trending via Threads:

Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

Just shared via Slack:

Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

Freshly posted on Discord:

Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

Breaking via Facebook:

That stupid look on my face is my face.

Freshly posted on Threads:

My dating era has come to an end. I’d like to thank those who participated.

Just shared via Twitch:

Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

Just landed via Threads:

No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

Just shared via Slack:

The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

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