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Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

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Spotted on Threads:

No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

Going viral on Slack:

Bragging about how I’ve “really turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction.

Just landed via Facebook:

I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

Spotted on WeChat:

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

Spotted on Discord:

I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

Live now on Pinterest:

Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

Trending via Instagram:

This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

Trending via Instagram:

Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

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Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WeChat:

I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

Going viral on Instagram:

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

Going viral on TikTok:

You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

Live now on TikTok:

I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

Reported on Threads:

Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

Making waves on Twitch:

I wish tree puns were more poplar.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

Going viral on Messenger:

Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.

Making waves on Snapchat:

The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

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