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Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

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Seen just now on Snapchat:

Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

Making waves on YouTube:

Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

Seen just now on Slack:

You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.

Making waves on Instagram:

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

Reported on Telegram:

Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

Reported on Slack:

I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

Trending via X:

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

Seen just now on YouTube:

As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

Trending via LinkedIn:

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

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Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

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Just shared via Facebook:

When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

Going viral on Telegram:

Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

Reported on Slack:

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

Live now on WeChat:

Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

Live now on Facebook:

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

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