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It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

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Due to personal reasons, I must make it in life.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

It’s funny how everyone who was all about Christmas a week ago is suddenly into New Year’s now.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

Why does Bruce Wayne, the billionaire, not simply rig Gotham City’s elections in favor of tough-on-crime candidates?

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

It was a tough year, but at least I did not buy a Labubu.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

Good things take time, that’s why I’m always late.

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One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

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Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

Making waves on Reddit:

That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

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I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

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Dating a smart man, so I actually can turn my brain off when he is around.

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Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

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70 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

89 shares on Slack this month:

Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

100 shares on Discord this month:

Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

81 shares on Reddit this month:

Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

33 shares on YouTube this month:

People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

78 shares on YouTube this month:

People in 1999 were using the Internet as an escape from reality. People today are using reality as an escape from the Internet.

34 shares on Facebook this month:

The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

78 shares on X this month:

Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

76 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

57 shares on Slack this month:

That looks like a problem for someone else.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

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People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

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Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

The lion does not concern himself with social proof.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

The sound of a buzzing fly is enough to ruin my whole mood.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

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Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

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Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

Making waves on Snapchat:

I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

Going viral on Threads:

I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

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I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

December turns me into someone who believes a fat man with a beard can fix everything.

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Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

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