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You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

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The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

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There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

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Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

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At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

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“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

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Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes.

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The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

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Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

Trending via Threads:

By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

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Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

Making waves on TikTok:

Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

Making waves on WeChat:

I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

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This meeting could have been a cake.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

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Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

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Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

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For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

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Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

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You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

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Going viral on Snapchat:

Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

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At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

Reported on WeChat:

I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

Spotted on Discord:

If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

Shared recently on Discord:

Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

Live now on TikTok:

Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

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