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We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

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I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

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If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

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Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

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I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

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Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

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I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

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The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

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Having seductive eyes is not for the weak. I feel like Medusa.

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I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Time is precious, waste it wisely.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

Making waves on Facebook:

I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

Live now on Messenger:

“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

Shared recently on Reddit:

On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

Making waves on WeChat:

Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

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Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

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Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

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What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

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This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

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The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

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You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

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My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

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What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

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If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

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The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

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Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

Going viral on Messenger:

They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

Seen just now on Discord:

My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

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