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90% of my thoughts start with: “What can I eat now?”

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If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

Wolves should really raise more people.

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I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

Just landed via Facebook:

I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

Just shared via Reddit:

My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

Going viral on Telegram:

Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

Breaking via Discord:

Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

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Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Unsolicited sandwich pics.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

There are too many neglected emojis.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Can we skip to the rich part?

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

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Trending via LinkedIn:

“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

Spotted on YouTube:

This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

Seen just now on Facebook:

I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

Spotted on Messenger:

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

Just landed via Threads:

There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

Making waves on Reddit:

I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

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