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Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

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House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

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The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

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All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

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The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

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I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

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I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

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Born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from.

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Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

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Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

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Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

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My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

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My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

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My love language is deader than Latin.

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My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

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I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.

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What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

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I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

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Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

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Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.

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Jan 24, 2025
Share →: They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

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“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

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We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

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Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

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Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

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When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

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If I were karma, I’d watch my back.

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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I can’t read anything.

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Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

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You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

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They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

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Live now on WhatsApp:

Them: OMG, I haven’t seen you in so long. Me: Yeah, that was on purpose.

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I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

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They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

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Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

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“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

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I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

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Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.

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Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

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This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

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When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

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