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My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

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If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

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The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

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For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

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It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

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Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

Trending via YouTube:

I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

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I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

The fatigue is reaching levels that shouldn’t even be possible.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

Just landed via Telegram:

I’m at the age when riding around town, I say, “When did they build that?”

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

Breaking via Twitch:

If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

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Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

77 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

60 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Uber sends notifications like “Hey, want to take an Uber right now?” No thanks, buddy. It’s more for when I need to go somewhere.

90 shares on Facebook this month:

How much longer do we have to keep pretending that Pilates isn’t a sex thing?

54 shares on Snapchat this month:

Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

30 shares on YouTube this month:

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

94 shares on Instagram this month:

I missed out on drowning tragically young in a suburban swimming pool.

82 shares on Pinterest this month:

I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

27 shares on TikTok this month:

Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out.

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Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

It’s important to fuel your body with essential nutrients, which can be found in cookies, chips, and candy.

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If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

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Just landed via Slack:

The amount of sleeping I’ve done over the past few days has been phenomenal. I genuinely love doing absolutely nothing.

Making waves on Slack:

Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

Trending via Telegram:

You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it.

Going viral on Threads:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

Just shared via Twitch:

Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

Live now on Discord:

Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

Seen just now on YouTube:

We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

Trending via Twitch:

“Do you like using Twitter?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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