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“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

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Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

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Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

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Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

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Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

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I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

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Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

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I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

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Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

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The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

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You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

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Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

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Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.

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Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

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Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

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“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

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They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

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My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

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My immune system told me it’s a lover not a fighter.

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Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

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Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

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Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

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I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

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It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

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Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

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All quiet on the frontal lobe.

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Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

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The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

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My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.

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If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

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I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

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