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This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

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I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

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You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

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I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

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The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

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When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

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If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

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Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

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Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

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I have more trips planned than I have money.

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If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

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In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

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Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

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I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

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I finally figured out my lifelong dream of becoming a human blanket, but my friends still call it napping on their couch.

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You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

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Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

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If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

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A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maximum value out of his rent.

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Breaking News: No matter how close you are with your colleagues, never discuss your personal matters at work. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

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Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

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It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

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You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

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Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

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“What’s your ETA?” do you ask the birds in the sky when they will arrive.

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Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

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I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

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Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

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If I say “with all due respect,” nothing respectful is about to come out of my mouth.

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Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

Going viral on Slack:

I have re-entered the Band of Brothers rewatch stage of male depression.

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I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

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If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

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Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

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A garlic a day keeps people away.

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By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

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