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Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

I say “long story short,” and suddenly we’re in Act III with an intermission.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

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Trending via TikTok:

Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

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If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

Just landed via Telegram:

Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

Breaking via Instagram:

I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

Going viral on YouTube:

Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

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65 shares on Telegram this month:

All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.

29 shares on Threads this month:

Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

44 shares on WeChat this month:

Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

64 shares on WeChat this month:

All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

26 shares on Threads this month:

My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

100 shares on Facebook this month:

I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

15 shares on WhatsApp this month:

According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

12 shares on Pinterest this month:

Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

55 shares on Instagram this month:

Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

50 shares on WeChat this month:

Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

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Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

Being weird never goes out of style.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

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Freshly posted on Reddit:

This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

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Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

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Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

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