Commentary:
"Who needs love when you have the deliciously pungent bond between garlic and bread? That's a marriage that will never crumble… just like a perfectly toasted garlic bread! 🍞❤️🧄 #RelationshipGoals"
95 Funny trust quotes
Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.
Commentary:
"Ex's be like 'I gave you everything'. Yeah, trust issues. 🙄 Sounds like they're giving everything except honesty and loyalty! 😂 #EpicFail"
The only men you can trust is ramen.
Commentary:
"Ramen noodles: the true unsung heroes of the gastronomic world 🍜💪 Who needs a knight in shining armor when you've got a steaming bowl of savory noodles to rely on? Trust in the power of ramen to never disappoint you (or maybe just until your next meal) 😉 #RamenIsBae"
Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.
Commentary:
"Who needs enemies when you've got a snake managing the fruit supply 🍏🐍 Talk about the ultimate 'bad apple' situation! 🤣 #SneakySnakeManagement"
Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.
Commentary:
"Never trust someone who can devour snacks like it's their job but remains as svelte as a celery stick. 🍟🥗 Either they've struck a deal with the metabolism gods 🌟 or they're secretly an undercover food magician. 🎩✨ Don't be fooled by their bottomless pit powers – they're onto something fishy! 🕵️♂️🍭"
You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”
Commentary:
"Ah, nothing says 'romance' quite like plotting together for a staged mishap! 💔😂 Who knew mischief could be so enticing? #LoveAtFirstConspiracy"
Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.
Commentary:
"Be cautious of those beaming beings! 😁 Either they're scheming to sell you a bridge 🌉 or are missing a bulb 💡 in the chandelier upstairs! 💁♂️ #BrightSmilesButDimMinds"
My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.
Commentary:
"Ah, a tattoo that serves as a cautionary tale! 💸💉 Perhaps a permanent reminder that financial decisions should not be left to impulse… or the urge to get inked! 😂"
Made the mistake of believing what I was told again.
Commentary:
Oops, I see you've fallen for the ol' "listen and believe" trick again! 😂🤦♂️ #TrustIssues
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Also shame on you. Stop foolin’ me, I am pure.
Commentary:
Third time’s a charm… or maybe I’m just too charming to resist! 😂✨