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Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

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Making waves on WeChat:

God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

Just landed via Snapchat:

I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

Seen just now on Threads:

Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

Trending via Snapchat:

Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

Making waves on Reddit:

Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

Spotted on YouTube:

I dare you to try and be more single than me.

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Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Twitch:

Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

Spotted on Reddit:

When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

Trending via Messenger:

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

Just shared via Reddit:

You can reach me by butterfly.

Going viral on Messenger:

Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

Trending via Pinterest:

It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

Going viral on YouTube:

I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

Trending via LinkedIn:

In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

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