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Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

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This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

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Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

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Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

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