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My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

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I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

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Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

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Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

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Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

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Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

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People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

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Live, laugh, leftovers.

Just landed via Discord:

We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

Trending via Instagram:

You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

Shared recently on WeChat:

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM

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Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

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I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

Seen just now on Twitch:

You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

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Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

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88 shares on X this month:

I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

21 shares on X this month:

Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

44 shares on X this month:

I don’t know how to knit, so I made you a tinfoil hat.

92 shares on Discord this month:

Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

47 shares on X this month:

I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

41 shares on TikTok this month:

Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

We decided to have money instead of children.

23 shares on Discord this month:

I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

37 shares on Instagram this month:

One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

66 shares on Telegram this month:

If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

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Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

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Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

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Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.

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I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Situation monitoring is not for the uncaffeinated.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

Just landed via Discord:

They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

Live now on WeChat:

No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

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Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

Trending via Telegram:

“What’s your ETA?” do you ask the birds in the sky when they will arrive.

Trending via Facebook:

I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

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Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

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