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Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

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I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

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I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

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If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

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If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

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Just let your girlfriend be crazy, like who cares, bro.

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The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

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Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.

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Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

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I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”