Commentary:
I used to win every game of "blow-the-fan-away" with my expert robot voice skills! 🤖🌀😂
166 Funny used quotes
They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.
Commentary:
Looks like the yard's out of milkshake flavor! 🍦🚫🌿
No substance I ever used was abused. It was loved.
Commentary:
That's one way to keep your vices happy—just call it a complicated relationship!
I used to really want to be understood. Now I mainly just want things like snacks and juice.
Commentary:
Snacks and juice: the ultimate life goals! 🍪🥤 Who needs deep conversations when you have cookies?
The idea of a relationship is so much better than the reality, bruh. I used to be angry at 7 a.m.
Commentary:
When you realize 'Good morning' is actually a threat! 😂🌅 #IWannaSleep
Men used to go to war. Now they say, “Hey, Grok.”
Commentary:
"Grok's got the tough job now — managing TV remotes and snack supply lines! 🍿🛋️💪"
Help, I accidentally used dark humor with normal people, and now they’re concerned for my mental health.
Commentary:
Oops, I guess my joke left everyone more confused than amused! 🤔😂🥴
I used to think “9 to 5” means a job from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.
Commentary:
I thought it meant nine jobs to five cups of coffee per day! ☕️🤯 #MultitaskingMode
Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?
Commentary:
Who knew old matches were such pyromaniacs? 🔥🕵️♂️🥴
I remember when Britain used to be so rich, you’d be embarrassed to go into a Lidl or Aldi.
Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when popping into Lidl felt like committing treason! 🛒😂🔍