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I love the smell of freshly brewed delusions in the morning.

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“Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

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Parallel parking: where true relationships are tested!

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Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

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My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

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When I say, “I have to be someplace,” what I mean is, “I want to go home.”

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My favorite color is money.

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Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

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No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

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Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.

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“Damn, you’re tight!” I whisper as I look at my monthly budget.

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I am cassette tape years old.

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Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

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Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

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My wife just admitted a mistake. What do I have to do now? What does this mean for my future? Help me!

Making waves on Discord:

Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

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Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

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Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

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Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

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I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

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I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

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I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

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Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.

37 shares on X this month:

We need a slur for people that use AI.

46 shares on Snapchat this month:

In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

21 shares on Twitch this month:

I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

10 shares on X this month:

My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

53 shares on TikTok this month:

There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

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Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.

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My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

79 shares on Snapchat this month:

The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank account and waistline.

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A marriage is about solving problems together, you know, those problems you wouldn’t have if you were single.

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That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

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They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

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Being single only sucks when you’re a little drunk and really want to flirt.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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I’ve been so stressed about getting my shit together that I haven’t gotten any of my shit together.

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Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

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When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

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Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

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My child had pancakes and syrup for breakfast so I guess I’ll be sticking to my furniture for the next week.

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Marriage is so scary. What do you mean I can’t have my own room?

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People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

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One day you’ll meet that amazing person who just gets you, and they won’t text you back either.

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My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

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Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

Making waves on YouTube:

The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

Spotted on Slack:

Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

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We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

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Someone should bite my inner thighs just to see what type of noises I make. For science.

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When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

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I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

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