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Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

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If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

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Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

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I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

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Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

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Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

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Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

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Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

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The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

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Reported on LinkedIn:

Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

Going viral on Discord:

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

Spotted on Discord:

Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

Live now on TikTok:

If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

Just landed via Telegram:

People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

Making waves on Reddit:

Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

Seen just now on WeChat:

All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

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Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

Going viral on Pinterest:

His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

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We get it, comma, you went to Oxford.

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Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

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What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

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They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

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Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

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Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

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Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

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Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

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Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

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My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

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“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

Live now on Threads:

Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

Going viral on Telegram:

Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

Going viral on X:

I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

Live now on Reddit:

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

Trending via YouTube:

Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

Just shared via Twitch:

The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

Just shared via Twitch:

There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me.

Just landed via Messenger:

One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.

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