Funny Van Halen quotes

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Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

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Calling the police when someone unfollows.

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I’m almost finished reading your tweet. Love it so far.

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It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

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There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.

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God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.

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Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.