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It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

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Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

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If someone wants to spend time with you, they’ll let you know. Get rid of those people.

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My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

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Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

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I used to be sad about the climate apocalypse, but I went on a few dates and, honestly, I’m ready now.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

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I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

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I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

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Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

Spotted on Facebook:

Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

Spotted on YouTube:

I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

Going viral on Messenger:

One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

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My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.

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Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

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Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

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Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

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I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

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Breaking via Pinterest:

Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

Spotted on Instagram:

I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

Going viral on Twitch:

My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

Spotted on TikTok:

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

If every day is a gift, today is socks.

Seen just now on X:

Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

Reported on X:

That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

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