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Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

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Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

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Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

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I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

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You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

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Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love?

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

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Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

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I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

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I miss when YouTubers would just record for, like, 20 minutes, and upload the whole thing completely unedited.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

Making waves on Slack:

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

Making waves on WeChat:

Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

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If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

Trending via Discord:

I ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

Just landed via Telegram:

Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

Just landed via YouTube:

All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

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Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.

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Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

61 shares on X this month:

Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

55 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

76 shares on Twitch this month:

I’d rather throw everything I own in the trash than try to deal with people on Facebook Marketplace.

25 shares on Reddit this month:

Twitter is basically like a mental institution where everyone thinks they’re the sane one, and everybody else is crazy.

13 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

92 shares on Discord this month:

Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

72 shares on Instagram this month:

Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

39 shares on Messenger this month:

I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

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Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

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I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

TikTok? I still call it a watch.

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Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

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The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

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One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

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I really feel like we need to have more fun in life, because literally nothing matters.

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When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

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When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

Making waves on Twitch:

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

Making waves on Instagram:

Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

Going viral on Instagram:

Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

Making waves on Reddit:

I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

Just landed via Facebook:

I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.

Just shared via TikTok:

Going to IKEA if anyone needs some meatballs.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

Trending via Telegram:

A girl, her bed, and TV series on a Friday evening is a true love story.

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