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When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

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I forgot how weird November is. There’s no afternoon; it’s just night after 3 p.m.

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Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

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I was 21 when I was 15, that’s why everything’s boring now.

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Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

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Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

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Half of my problems are because I said “sure” instead of “no.”

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I’m not good at solving Pi, but I’m really good at eating it.

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My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

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Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

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I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

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How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

Just shared via Slack:

I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

Live now on TikTok:

They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

Breaking via Reddit:

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

Spotted on Facebook:

I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

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Ah, the classic case of "If you can't find a Matt, you're the Matt" situation! 🤔 It's like the universe's way of saying, "Hey, buddy, where's your Matt at?" 😅 Just remember, if you find yourself surrounded by non-Matts, well, you might just have to embrace your inner Mattness! 🧑🏻‍💼 #MattMystery

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I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

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Imagine sex with me. No, not like that, you’re doing it all wrong!

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The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

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Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

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Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

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Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

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You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

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Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

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The government even made aliens boring.

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I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

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I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

Shared recently on TikTok:

My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

Going bananas on Discord:

That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.

Trending via Twitch:

Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

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