Funny window cleaner quotes

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I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

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Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

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Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

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For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

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I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

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My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

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I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

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Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.

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There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

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DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.