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The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

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Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

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People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

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If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport.

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I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

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Give yourself time to heal. A couple of decades should do it.

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Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

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That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

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I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

Going viral on Messenger:

Banks: You are broke, so we are going to charge you for being broke.

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One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way on the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them.

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Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

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All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

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I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

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I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

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I’ve got 50 minutes to make it look like I’ve been flossing for the last 6 months.

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Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

89 shares on X this month:

Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

50 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I have re-entered the Band of Brothers rewatch stage of male depression.

45 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

87 shares on Facebook this month:

All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

69 shares on Slack this month:

This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

58 shares on Snapchat this month:

If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

94 shares on Snapchat this month:

Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

14 shares on Telegram this month:

Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

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You’re telling me this moron’s on oxy.

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I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

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I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

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I believe my ex-wife is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

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Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

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Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

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I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

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There should be 1 day a month without commercials.

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Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

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Why touch grass when you can touch ass?

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Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.

Just landed via Twitch:

“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

Seen just now on Reddit:

What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?

Going viral on Discord:

The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

Live now on YouTube:

By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

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Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

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Relationship tip: Make sure you’re the crazy one.

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Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

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Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

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