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Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

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This generation of men makes celibacy so easy for women.

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The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

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Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

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I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

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I’ve named my couch American Idle.

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No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

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People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

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I’m already sick of tomorrow.

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The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

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You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

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If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

Spotted on YouTube:

The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

Just landed via Slack:

“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

Reported on Telegram:

Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

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If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

Reported on Facebook:

Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

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Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

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We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.

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My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

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Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

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If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”

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The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

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About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

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Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.

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When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

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When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

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Going viral on Discord:

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

Just landed via Messenger:

The person who invented butter really understood humans.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

Live now on Slack:

It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

Live now on Telegram:

Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

Shared recently on Pinterest:

What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

Going viral on Telegram:

For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

Making waves on Slack:

If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

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