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Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

Not gonna lie, I just assume everyone is AI now.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Can’t believe, as a kid, I thought 21-year-olds had their lives figured out.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,558

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Seen just now on Discord:

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

Going bananas on Reddit:

If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

Trending via X:

What a time to be alive, it’s like the collapse of Rome, but with memes.

Going viral on TikTok:

I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

Going viral on WeChat:

I’d rather lose you than the argument.

Just landed via YouTube:

Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

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19 shares on Telegram this month:

If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

73 shares on Twitch this month:

Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

100 shares on Reddit this month:

Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

80 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

81 shares on Telegram this month:

Be gentle with me, I’m from the 1900s.

80 shares on Messenger this month:

I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

80 shares on YouTube this month:

Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

60 shares on Pinterest this month:

Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

10 shares on X this month:

Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

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8 folks are currently checking 👀

Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Might lay here until someone draws my chalk outline.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

My only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they moved funny.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Commenting “Obviously AI” on pictures of happy couples.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,334

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Snapchat:

Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

Seen just now on Discord:

Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

Spotted on YouTube:

When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

Trending via Slack:

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

Just shared via Messenger:

I’m broke — I got money, but it’s for responsibilities.

Making waves on Discord:

“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

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