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Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

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Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

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I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

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“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

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Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

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Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

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Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

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I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

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Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

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I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

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Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

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I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Hobbies include being misunderstood.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

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Not going is the new leaving early.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Who called it a shopaholic and not a boughtanist?

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Having children is a pyramid scheme.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

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Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

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The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.

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Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

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Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

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I can feel your energy from two planets away.

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If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

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The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

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I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

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69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

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I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.

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Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

Spotted on Slack:

I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

Live now on Instagram:

Hope this email finds you moonwalking out of work early.

Going viral on Facebook:

Human hibernation should be a thing.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

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Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

Spotted on X:

Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

Just landed via WeChat:

He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

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