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I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

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My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

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We’ve got a shituation here.

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Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

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When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

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Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

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Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

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After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

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Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

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I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

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If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

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My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

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I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

Going viral on TikTok:

Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

Live now on WeChat:

In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

Just landed via YouTube:

Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

Just landed via Telegram:

It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

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The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

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We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

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You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

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Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

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Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

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I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

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Just landed via TikTok:

Technically, the Friday after July 4 isn’t a holiday. But I think we all know that Americans have a constitutional right to take the fifth.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

Spotted on Slack:

My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

Making waves on Discord:

Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

Going viral on YouTube:

Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

Breaking via TikTok:

Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

Spotted on Twitch:

Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

Just shared via Slack:

Pomegranates are worth the mess.

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