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Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Losing a white tee to a stain is a different kind of grief.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

I want a man to love me so bad his entire family thinks I did witchcraft on him.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Why talk to bots when my plants listen just fine?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,509

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,586

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Messenger:

Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

Breaking via Telegram:

Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

Live now on Telegram:

You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

Going bananas on Instagram:

For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

Going bananas on Slack:

The dead bodies on Mt. Everest remind me that it’s perfectly fine to stay home and be lazy.

Shared recently on Slack:

Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

Going viral on Telegram:

Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

35 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

98 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

94 shares on Snapchat this month:

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

74 shares on Instagram this month:

This summer went by so fast, I didn’t even get a chance to lose any weight.

76 shares on Discord this month:

What happened to the art of just liking one person?

81 shares on Snapchat this month:

If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

53 shares on X this month:

“Stop overthinking.” Oh, wow. Hadn’t considered that. Solved.

30 shares on TikTok this month:

I need a job with a salary that’ll shock me every month.

86 shares on Instagram this month:

Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

40 shares on TikTok this month:

Sorry, babe, can’t right now. The group chat is active, and I’m trying to get my joke in before they change topics.

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

This economy requires two hustlers working together – not a hustler and a leech. It’s too expensive to be out here carrying dead weight.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Yes, I am super annoying, but don’t worry, it’s just permanent.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

240 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,509

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,509

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,555

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

Having a girlfriend who doesn’t post herself on social media is an underrated blessing.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Pinterest:

Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

Shared recently on Facebook:

Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

Trending via Pinterest:

Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

Shared recently on TikTok:

Life is short, flirt with me!

Just shared via Instagram:

Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

Trending via Instagram:

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

Spotted on Threads:

You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

Spotted on YouTube:

Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

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