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Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Carrying a conversation counts as cardio.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Twitter is cigarette for the eyes.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

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Freshly posted on YouTube:

Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

Going viral on X:

Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I need a room full of mirrors because I want to be surrounded by winners.

Live now on Messenger:

Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

Just landed via Slack:

A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

Seen just now on X:

Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

Seen just now on Twitch:

An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

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68 shares on Threads this month:

“So, what are your hobbies?” Oh, I can’t afford any.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

If you don’t have anything nice to say, sign up for Twitter.

72 shares on Discord this month:

As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

52 shares on Facebook this month:

Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

61 shares on Pinterest this month:

I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

31 shares on WeChat this month:

The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

36 shares on Telegram this month:

I love how all the Black Friday deals this year are just the price of the item before the tariffs.

47 shares on YouTube this month:

You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

27 shares on TikTok this month:

Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

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22 folks are currently checking 👀

Who develops the algorithm? I want to speak to the manager.

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If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Some days I feel I’m on top of the world, and other days it feels like the world is on top of me.

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My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

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Letting the sun have its way with my freckles today.

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If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

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They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

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Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

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I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

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Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

As a simulation, this all kinda sucks.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

I’ve never found a “Remember Me” checkbox that works. Nothing remembers me.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

“There’s a reason religion tells you your reward is after death; it keeps you quiet while you’re being exploited alive.”

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

Seen just now on Twitch:

When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

Trending via YouTube:

Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

Trending via TikTok:

I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

Shared recently on YouTube:

Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

Just landed via X:

What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

Trending via Twitch:

It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

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