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Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

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Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

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Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

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Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

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You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

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Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

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I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

Just shared via Twitch:

I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

Just shared via Threads:

My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

Live now on Reddit:

Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

Going viral on YouTube:

I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

Going viral on Slack:

Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

Just shared via Pinterest:

“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

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Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Do we barbecue with women or without salad?

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

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Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

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Reported on Telegram:

I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

Shared recently on X:

Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

Breaking via Slack:

I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

Just shared via Facebook:

Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

Breaking via WeChat:

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

Just shared via Twitch:

Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

Making waves on WeChat:

I drive like I’m immortal.

Making waves on WeChat:

I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

Freshly posted on X:

Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

Going viral on Twitch:

I’m here by unpopular demand.

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