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My back and I are definitely not the same age.

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Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

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Spotted on Pinterest:

Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

Spotted on Reddit:

My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

Shared recently on Instagram:

She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

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The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

Spotted on WeChat:

Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

Just shared via Snapchat:

“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

My love language is deader than Latin.

Freshly posted on X:

Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

Just shared via Facebook:

Kinda psycho that there’s a clothing brand called “Banana Republic.”

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11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

87 shares on Pinterest this month:

My favorite Christmas Eve tradition is the one where I tell my kids we have to get the house spotless, or Santa won’t come.

42 shares on Messenger this month:

You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

55 shares on Twitch this month:

If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

36 shares on Facebook this month:

Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

48 shares on Twitch this month:

I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

54 shares on X this month:

Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?

60 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

53 shares on Threads this month:

I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

72 shares on Telegram this month:

One day I’ll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter, and my husband will say, “She got that from you,” and I can’t wait.

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Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

If it doesn’t get a like in the first two years, I delete it.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Actually, no one sees you at your worst like your coworkers do.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Boy, are you a piñata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

The most important meal of the day is the next one.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

I don’t understand why banks get so mad when you can’t pay back your loan. You already knew I had no money when I came to borrow it.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an iPad.

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Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

Shared recently on Messenger:

No, I can’t tonight. I already have plans to look at my phone somewhere else.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

Making waves on Threads:

For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

Going viral on Discord:

Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

Spotted on Discord:

Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

Just shared via WeChat:

If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

Trending via Facebook:

It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

Spotted on Snapchat:

My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

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