Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

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Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

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My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

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Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

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A vibrator is amazing but it doesn’t call me “good girl” unfortunately.

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You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

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The list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive.

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Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

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I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.

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My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

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God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”