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The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

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Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

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My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.

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Sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried obsessing over a mediocre person who’s just not that into you.

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Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

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Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

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Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

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I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

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You were promised to me 3,000 years ago.

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Haunted house idea: a poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven’t seen since high school.

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My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

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I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

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Watched a movie on Netflix last night that was so bad, I walked out of my own house.

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Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

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Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

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I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.

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Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

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My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

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Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

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Really miss the drama of being able to angrily shut a flip phone.

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Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

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Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

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I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

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Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

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Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

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Unfortunately, when you don’t burden people with your problems, they assume you don’t have any. Lol.

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Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

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I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

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My brain has too many tabs open.

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Going out to eat and shopping by yourself is actually one of the most peaceful and therapeutic things ever.

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I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

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I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

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“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

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Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

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I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

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I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

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Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

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That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.

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It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me, and not the camera version.

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Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

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People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

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Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.

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My girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her, she’s in a different data center.

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I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

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I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes.

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