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  • Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”
  • Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.
  • A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”
  • Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.
  • I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”
  • Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.