Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

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If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

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Problematic bed time gap relationship.

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Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

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I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

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“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

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Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

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A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

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Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

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You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

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Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.