Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When the mango's juicier than your gossip… 🤫🥭😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’ I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it. Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons. I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’. Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.