Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn't that deep.

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“Girl math: 1 hour crying + 1 hour realizing it wasn’t that deep = 0 remains of mascara 😂💦💄 #LifeLessons #EmotionalMathematics”

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