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Girl to girl: Please have at least two boyfriends.

Girl to girl: Please have at least two boyfriends.

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Juggling two boyfriends? That's just practicing time management skills. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ•’๐ŸŽญ

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, boyfriend, dating, girl, humor, least, please, relationship on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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