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Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

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Making waves on WeChat:

Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

Making waves on Discord:

Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.

Making waves on TikTok:

I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Reading Shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go, “Oh, that’s where that comes from,” every other page.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

Just shared via Messenger:

I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

Seen just now on Slack:

Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

Seen just now on Messenger:

My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

Seen just now on Instagram:

In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

Witty quote about girls' flirting skills turning genuine when they like someone.
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Commentary:
"Ah, the classic mystery of the artful flirt! 💃🏼🕺🏻 It's like a superpower that somehow fizzles out when the heart gets involved. Who knew the path to true love came with a 'flirting skill cap' 😂 #Flirting101"

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14 shares on Slack this month:

I believe my ex-wife is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

40 shares on TikTok this month:

Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

82 shares on TikTok this month:

It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

85 shares on Discord this month:

Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

19 shares on Telegram this month:

Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

84 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

32 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

43 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

95 shares on Instagram this month:

There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

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Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

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Why is 4-8 p.m. on a Sunday the most depressing time ever?

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According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

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I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

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The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

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Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

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I put the mess in domestic.

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I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

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They should invent a “stay signed in” checkbox that isn’t meaningless.

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Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Soon as vampires become real, I’m first in line for my bite.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Pinterest:

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Excuse me, can you direct me to the nonsense?

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Addicted to bad posture like why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp.

Shared recently on YouTube:

My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I’m bad at being sad. Three minutes in, and I’m already making fun of my situation.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

Just landed via Pinterest:

“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

Going viral on Telegram:

There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

Seen just now on YouTube:

My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

Spotted on Slack:

I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

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