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The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

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If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

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I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

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(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

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We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

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Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

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No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

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You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

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In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

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There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.