Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

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I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

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There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

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They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

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Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

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I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

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Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

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Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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Waiting until 4:59 p.m. on Fridays to send an email, because any response is Monday’s problem.

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Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

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I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.